US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is knocking on death’s door and liberals are freaking out about it.
President Trump just nominated Judge Neil Gorsuch for the US Supreme Court this week, and liberals are losing their minds over the fact that their beloved, 83-year-old Ginsburg could be replaced due to failing health.
Ginsburg has been a bit of a mascot for those on the left ever since she was appointed to the bench 23 years ago by President Bill Clinton. She’s one of only four women to ever serve on the Supreme Court and beings that she is a liberal Judge she is a precious commodity for the left.
The tiny-framed justice is the oldest member of the Court and has already survived pancreatic and colon cancer.
Those on the left will do just about anything to keep her living for at least another 4 years.
— FreedomFighter (@FreedomUSA4) 1 Şubat 2017
Many Liberals took to Twitter to brainstorm how to improve Ginsburg’s health and possibly make her immortal.
I’m showin’ up to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s house every damn mornin’ with a kale smoothie and a shitload of vitamins and whatnot.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) 1 Şubat 2017
‘Can she eat more kale?’ Liberals want reassurance RBG’s health is good
DEMOCRATS WANT GINSBURG ONGOING LIFE SUPPORThttps://t.co/eYygeKO1wf
— Dave Jones (@mdj17) 3 Şubat 2017
It would really improve my day if someone would just tell me that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is immortal.
— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) 1 Şubat 2017
All I’m saying is that Ruth Bader Ginsburg better live forever. #NotoriousRBG
— Sergio Grant (@sgrant525) 1 Şubat 2017
— Lynda Robinson (@WPLyndaRobinson) 2 Şubat 2017
Michael J. McClure, an associate professor of art history at the University of Wisconsin told SF Gate about how he came up with a plan to came up with a plan to save Ginsburg. McClure said, “I was just talking to a friend about this. I said what could we do to help Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Could we protect her with packing peanuts? Then it turned into, ‘I need to become a vampire. Like in ‘Twilight.’ I need to become a vampire so I can make her a vampire with eternal life.’ If I’m damned to eternal life myself, so be it. It’s a sacrifice worth making,”
John Hagner, a Washington consultant for Democratic campaigns, told SF Gate in an interview what he can contribute in the fight to help Ginsburg, “I kept thinking, you know, I could organize a bunch of gays,” “I could organize the gays, and we would just make a protective circle around her at all times. We could help her get up and down the stairs. We got this.”
Liberals are channeling all their positive thoughts and all be it kooky energy to telepathically help Ginsburg. Liberals are praying that Ginsburg will keep on keeping on for a little longer.